Ranking The Interdenominational Programs From This Week’s ‘Rick And Morty’

This week’s Rick and Morty was a sequel to “Rixty Minutes,” the episode that gave us a taste of television from the infinite dimensions. But first, let’s talk about Jerry’s penis, because that served as an important plot point.

It all started when Jerry had to go to an alien hospital.

Jerry would survive, but there was more to it than that.

The aliens correctly recognized how precious penises are to humans.

And while most of that is going on, Rick decided to pass the time with some TV.

Ice cream out of a butthole does not seem appealing.

Personal Space seemed to have jumped the shark by the time we’ve seen it.

The Adventure of Stealy showed some potential.

While How Did I Get Here would potentially put myself in danger…

… I’d tune in to see other people’s souls get sucked, sure.

The alien sports were pretty intriguing.

Man vs. Car isn’t too far away from happening in our timeline.

Oh, this would be the best, news/cooking show ever.

Eyeballs isn’t a commercial. It’s a franchise waiting to happen.

And finally, I need to see Jan Quadrant Vincent 16, 15, and all the rest of the JQV series.

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