Ranking The Most Stylish Characters On ‘The Wire’

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11.17.16 4 Comments

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Fashion isn’t exactly the first thing you think of when someone mentions HBO’s The Wire (available to stream anytime on HBO Now). However, when you consider a show with this kind of scope and this many characters, you start to see how their clothes help tell the story. From the polished looks of the elite ruling class to the battered scraps worn by people living on the streets and everyone in-between, here’s a ranking of The Wire’s most stylish characters.

8. Jimmy McNulty

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Okay, starting at the bottom, Jimmy McNulty’s (Dominic West) sense of fashion begins and end with a thrown-together, perpetually rumpled outfit that’s draped in a cheap leather jacket. McNulty was all about his job as a cop in West Baltimore and couldn’t be bothered to waste his time with furniture (unless his kids were staying over), much less a sense of style. Still, there’s something undeniably classic about McNulty’s ‘just-rolled-out-of-bed’ look. For him, being real police is a full-time lifestyle and doesn’t allow for the luxuries… like ironing.

Best accessory: While his trademark smirk was definitely in the running, for McNulty, we’re going to have to go with the half-empty handle of Jameson that was always in his coat’s right pocket.

7. Proposition Joe

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A first impression says a lot about you, and once the show first introduces Proposition Joe (Robert F. Chew) to help coach the East Vs. West Baltimore basketball game, he’s dressed to the nines. “Look the part, be the part, motherf*cker,” he tells Avon Barksdale (Wood Harris) after catching some flack for wearing a suit in 85-degree weather. While he mostly dressed for comfort, he would revisit the suit-and-tie look on occasion, because the man knew the importance of finding the right clothes to make a statement.

Best accessory: His fake clipboard. It just brought the whole thing together.

6. Ziggy Sabatka

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A put-open dock worker who desperately wanted to kickstart a new life for himself as a big-time criminal, Ziggy’s (James Ransone) fashion sense could be most easily described as McNulty-chic. While he sported the same rumpled, cheap leather jacket, Ziggy took McNulty’s look to the next level with an assortment of famously bad shirts he’d wear underneath. Sure, he may have been in over his head just no matter what, but the guy knew how to throw an outfit together.

Best accessory: Can horrible criminal instincts be an accessory?

5. Omar Little

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The perfect example of style-meets-tactical, Omar’s (Michael K. Williams) wardrobe consisted mostly of basic black, from his coat to his ever-present bullet-proof vest. You might have heard him coming by his whistle, but once everyone saw him coming, Omar proved that his look was inseparable from his persona — not to mention the perfect balance of form and function.

Best accessory: There’s a few choice items of his that would fit here, but Omar may have put it best when he said “Sometimes who you are is enough.” Indeed, Omar. Indeed.

4. D’Angelo Barksdale

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When his uncle, Avon, helped pull some strings to help sway his trial in his favor, D’Angelo Barksdale (Lawrence Gilliard, Jr.) was eager to get back in the game. His job may have involved overseeing a small group of corner boys, but D’Angelo was always careful to look the part. But there was another side to him, too, the one that looked to break out not just from his cousin’s criminal empire, but from the only way of life he’d known. Still, even if he was only flirting with the idea of life on “the other side,” he always made sure he dressed for the part, regardless.

Best accessory: D’Angelo may have spent more time on his outfits than most, it’s hard to think about that torn-up old orange couch and not picture him sitting on it, while he’d school Bodie (J.D. Williams) and Wallace (Michael B. Jordan) on the ways of the world.

3. Stringer Bell

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It turns out that one of The Wire’s most formidable criminals was also one of the show’s best-dressed. Stringer Bell (Idris Elba) was a suave, sophisticated man who saw the streets as a launchpad to a bigger, brighter future ahead. While he may have had the business savvy to pull it off, he ultimately met his fate in his own condominium development, only to leave behind a wardrobe that reflected his meticulously refined tastes.

Best accessory: Stringer Bell was not the kind of guy who needed to rely on accessories.

2. Ziggy’s Duck

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Initially included on this list as Ziggy’s accessory, members of the Uproxx staff nominated the duck for sole inclusion and we had to oblige. A popular figure at the bar until before one whiskey saucer too many, Ziggy’s duck lived fast and left a beautiful corpse thanks to a diamond collar.

Best accessory: Ziggy, unfortunately.

1. William “Bunk” Moreland

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Bunk Moreland (Wendell Pierce) was born in pinstripes. He didn’t just wear the clothes, either; he followed the trends, paid attention to the designers, and just flat-out knew men’s fashion like he did the streets of Baltimore. Even when his fellow cops tried to haze him over his very committed attitude towards fashion, it just rolled off Bunk’s back. Quite simply, he knew that clothes made the man, and there wasn’t anything that he could be told that would’ve changed that.

Best accessory: His ever-present cigar, which rounded out his whole image of a tough-as-nails, hard-drinking, and cigar-chomping homicide detective.

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