Okay everybody, fasten your sweatpants. We’ve got a new trailer for Season 6 of “The Hills,” and from what I can tell it seems to be some sort of metaphor for baby chicks being ground up alive. It looks like it’s going to be another exciting season of people looking at each other while music plays — with the added dramatic twist of Spencer Pratt wearing a cowboy hat. Pardon me while I urinate on this memory of MTV playing music videos and “The State.”
I’ve got a 49-second trailer after the jump, but those of you with ironclad patience and a masochistic bent should enjoy the full two minutes of intense temple-rubbing offered up by Videogum.