Titus Burgess Left A Hilariously Savage Yelp Review For A Moving Company

Features Writer
07.13.16
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Anyone who has ever had to move will tell you that it’s usually a stressful ordeal. Even if you aren’t doing the heavy lifting yourself, dealing with moving companies can be stressful, as you are literally at their mercy for properly handling all of your stuff. Even though he just needed to have his couch moved, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt star Tituss Burgess had an unfortunate run in with a dishonest moving company, and decided to take his frustrations to Yelp.

In a post that is both hysterical and merciless, Burgess manages to convey to Frank’s Express that he is the wrong queen to mess with.

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Between the self-name dropping, the not-so-subtle plug for his show, or at the hashtags at the end, it is impossible to pick a favorite part of this masterwork of shade. However, Burgess was not done. As the movers continued to be hostile towards him, even resorting to using slurs, Burgess took the warpath of social media.

Again, any post that uses the hashtags #judygarland and #sippingpinotbytituss completely out of context is incredible. Burgess continued to shoulder the burden of proof, posting the abusive tweet from Frank’s movers on Twitter as well.

Yelp’s social media crew reached out to Burgess as well, so hopefully this issue will be dealt with in an official manner.

Moral of the story: if you’re going to come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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(H/T Buzzfeed)

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