Awkward (MTV) — Season finale. Because it’s on MTV, I let this one slip past my radar, but it’s supposedly an excellent little show. Have you ever had sex with someone in a cast? I haven’t, but not for lack of trying.
19 Kids and Counting (TLC) — Fall premiere. I still hate these pasty turds.
Glee (Fox) — Idina Menzel returns to guest star as Lea Michele’s mother; the gay kid runs for student body president.
New Girl (Fox) — I’m curious to see whether last week’s huge debut is something that will be sustainable for the new comedy. I’m pulling for ya, Zooey. (I’m also pulling for better supporting characters.)
Teen Mom (MTV) — The young idiot parents sit down with Dr. Drew to rehash the terrible decisions they made during Season 3.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Sorry I haven’t been doing this little sub-feature recently; I was too wrapped up with showcasing all the fall premieres. Anyway: Jack Hanna and the delectable Anna Faris on Letterman; Lauren Graham and Seth MacFarlane on Leno; amateur stripper Eva Longoria on Kimmel; Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Foo Fighters on Fallon; Seth Rogen on “The Daily Show”; Marisa Tomei on Conan.
