Rizzoli & Isles (TNT, 9 p.m.) — FOURTH SEASON PREMIERE. I have never seen Rizzoli and Isles, but I am to understand that it is very popular in the lesbian community and LGBT fan-fic writers.
Catfish (MTV, 10 p.m.) — SECOND SEASON PREMIERE. I’m fascinated by this show (and the movie), mostly because I had my own Catfish story with a writer a few years ago, so I’m well aware that these people exists and that they will go to great lengths to pretend they are someone else.
I’m Married to A… (VH1, 9 p.m.) — “A committed couple explore sex with other people.” Well, that doesn’t sound very “committed” at all.
Under the Dome (Your DVR) — There is nothing else on tonight, so if you didn’t catch it last night, CBS’s new Stephen King series is getting good reviews, including from our own Dan Seitz.
Betty White’s Off Their Rockers (NBC, 8:30) — “An oldster hands a ticket to a girl for a violation involving a statue.” If only the violation were of a sexual nature, this would be an entirely different show.
The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo, 8:46) — How hard up would you have to be to tune in at exactly 8:46 to watch a preview of an upcoming episode?
LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Charming Potato is on Letterman; Sandra Bullock is on Leno; Miley Cyrus is on Kimmel; Breckin Meyer is on Ferguson; Fallon has DOLPH LUNDGREN; Questlove is on The Daily Show to talk about roller-skating with Prince; and Heather Locklear is on Conan.