The Blacklist (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — Red’s back is against the wall. Well, not literally. But he is trapped in an airplane hangar thanks to the massive bounty on his head.
Nathan for You (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) — The best way to write your memoir is to hire a rando off Craigslist and see if they can write a very, very, very long and grammatically correct sentence.
Scandal (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — Oh, hey, weird … Fitz and Olivia think they can see the light at the end of the tunnel as the gladiators work tirelessly to get them there before something inevitably seals up the opening on the horizon.
How to Get Away with Murder (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — Annalise and Co. find themselves working toward gender fluidity when they take on a transgender client accused of murdering her husband.
The Vampire Diaries (The CW, 8:00 p.m.) — Damon learns the hard way that, if at first you don’t succeed, you should just punt … or get Stefan and Caroline to run interference at a creepy gala.
Bones and Sleepy Hollow (FOX, 8:00 p.m.) — Special back-to-back crossover episodes as Abbie and Ichabod visit The Jeffersonian to help investigate the origin of — get this — a headless corpse.
Heroes Reborn (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) — Noah and Hiro team up to in an effort to fight the fallout from the dramatic events of June 13, 2014 #NeverForget.
Benders (IFC, 10:00 p.m.) — There’s a new goalie between the pipes, but that doesn’t mean that things are gonna get easier for the Chubbys.
Thursday Night Football (CBS, 8:25 p.m.) — The Dolphins come off a blowout win over the Texans to face Touchdown Tommy and the undefeated Patriots … who happen to be coming off their bye week. Yeah, good luck with that, Ryan Tannehill.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Seth MacFarlane and Neil DeGrasse Tyson on Colbert; Dr. Phil, Aya Cash and Ahmed Bharoocha on Conan; Kate Hudson, Billy Eichner and Ruth Wilson on Corden; Will Forte, Kate Upton, A-Rod and Steve Martin & Edie Brickell on Fallon; Harrison Ford and Katie Lowes on Kimmel; Diddy, Jaimie Alexander and Gary Clark Jr. on Meyers.
