Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — Leslie and Ben argue over sales techniques at the farmers market, while Andy sings a song about Jean-Claude Van Damme. Sketch idea: Jean-Claude Van Damme at a farmers market.
Rake (Fox, 9 p.m.) — *shudder noise*
Party Down South (CMT, 10 p.m.) — I hate the name of this show so much.
The Greatest Event In Television History (12 a.m., Adult Swim) — Starring Henry from Party Down, Adam Scott, and the man who was originally supposed to play Henry from Party Down, Paul Rudd. I bet Adam mocks Paul all the time. “I got to kiss Lizzy Caplan and you didn’t.” Anyway, tonight’s Greatest Event is apparently Bosom Buddies.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Spike Jonze and No Age on Letterman; Matt LeBlanc on Leno; Kim Kardashian on Kimmel; Martha Plimpton on Ferguson; Jonah Hill and Dick Cavett on Fallon; Wayne Gretzky on Conan; Anjan Sundaram on Stewart; and Patricia Churchland on Colbert.