Our favorite stoner telemarketers over on Comedy Central’s Workaholics have been spouting off hilarious quotable lines — all while reinventing the English lexicon as we know it — for four seasons now. In honor of Adam DeVine turning the big 31 today, and the fifth season’s January premiere approaching rapidly, I’ve gathered a bunch of the Workaholics quotes we should all be using in everyday conversation — so let’s get weird, braj!
“Let’s get weird.” — Various
Everyday use: When it’s time to party.
“Loose butthole.” — Adam
Everyday use: When something isn’t up to par.
“S’go.” — Various
Everyday use: When your friends need to get a move on.
“Braj.” — Blake, Various
Everyday use: When someone is more than just a bro.
“You only YOLO once.” — Adam
Everyday use: When you’re aware of how dumb the American lexicon has become.
“Cats are kids. Kiddens.” — Jillian
Everyday use: When the conversation turns to parenting.
“Fur sure!” — Blake
Everyday use: When everything sounds good!
“Let’s go smoke weed about it.” — Adam
Everyday use: When you’re in desperate need of a brainstorming session.
“DANG, what’s up with all deez books?” — Anders
Everyday use: When you walk in on someone reading.
“You wanna smerk a berl?” — Various
Everyday use: When you need to be secretive about your hobbies.