Justin Bieber Punched A Paparazzi In Paris Is The New Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Peppers

Everyone who is an a-hole is in Paris right now for Fashion Week, so of course that includes the Kardashians and Justin Bieber. Bieber was out having a “champagne dinner” with the very important fashion model Kendall™ Tuesday evening (so much for quitting booze) when on his way back to his hotel, he was met with a hoarde of paparazzi — because that’s what happens when Justin Bieber and a Kardashian-adjacent go out during an event week in one of the most glamorous cities in the world.

However, TMZ is reporting that Justin Bieber’s petulant child rage struck again, causing him to lash out and punch a photographer in the face, and the photo evidence they have looks pretty damning. I’m not sure what the laws are like in Paris, but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to punch people in their faces. Then again I’d also have to guess that in Paris it’s illegal to tuck camouflage pants into black leather sneakers, so even before the assault Bieber was displaying a reckless, flagrant disregard for the law.

We’ll update as details (and hopefully video *fingers crossed*) become available.

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