Twitter Is Going Nuts Over LeSean McCoy’s Instagram Orgy Invitation

LeSean McCoy lived up to his nickname in exactly that kind of way on Thursday when he posted an Instagram invite to a private, women-only party that required guests to submit a photo and sign a confidentiality agreement. So, an orgy, right? Definitely going to be an orgy. McCoy has since (unsurprisingly) deleted the post (but only because it had the Bills logo in it[!]), but we all saw it, and Twitter really stepped up to the plate on this one. You knew it was coming.

Let’s start with user @ohholybutt, the one who emailed McCoy’s event inbox and got the creepiest form response ever. He weighed in on Shady’s execution:

https://twitter.com/ohholybutt/status/624337489352892416

Then there were, of course, the obvious parallels with another Philadelphia celebrity:

And then a surprising amount of variation from Sports Joke Twitter. All in all, everyone stepped up to the plate on this one.

https://twitter.com/DashTreyhorn/status/624331567788367873

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/624337177866956800

https://twitter.com/celebrityhottub/status/624326883170082816

https://twitter.com/Ethan_Booker/status/624338240150093824

Let that be a lesson to you, LeSean. Keep things on the DL, or at least in the private messages.