Tonight at the Oscars, a bus full of people described by Oscars host Jimmy Kimmel as tourists were let into the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles, seemingly unaware that they would be walking into a black tie event full of Hollywood greats. When they passed through the side doors to shake hands (or kiss hands, Gary you suave dude you), they seemed prepared with their phones at the ready, recording the whole shebang. But, one tourist clearly had her mind blown when the kind and polite Ryan Gosling decided to whisper something into her ear.
What was it? What did the La La Land actor have to tell this woman?
The internet tried to figure out exactly what made this women go googly-eyed. We start off with possibly the most important thing someone could whisper in your ear in 2017:
"So the theory is that Rey is a Kenobi and not a Skywalker" pic.twitter.com/ObobeMgyH0
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) February 27, 2017
Then we followed-up with additional theories that are probably just as true, just not as hard-hitting as any Star Wars theory (and you know it).
https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/836060778042118144
https://twitter.com/aaronmedwards/status/836059812223922176
GOSLING: I voted Trump. pic.twitter.com/bb1Wyrngws
— Hazel Hayes (@TheHazelHayes) February 27, 2017
Well, there was that whole Moonlight, La La Land thing that kind deserves its own set of memes…
They are going to say La La Land, but Moonlight is actually going to win. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/g33c0gjvLx
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) February 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/AndyGlockner/status/836081884874539009
But there are plenty other mind-blowing things that Ryan Gosling could’ve said to this confused woman…
"When you get home, type 'Ryan Gosling Jodeci Mickey Mouse Club' into Google." #Oscars pic.twitter.com/hTAJvM90i6
— Dee Phunk (@DeePhunk) February 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/theferocity/status/836060164922957824
GOSLING: I saved jazz music. pic.twitter.com/iUWbUqTbjk
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) February 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/jawnbrown/status/836057296572678145
https://twitter.com/DavidDTSS/status/836062234510036993
"Hampton Inn LAX, Room 117, I'm slipping the card in your pocket now, don't react." pic.twitter.com/lWZMfJ5lKg
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/plzzlisten/status/836060621699428357
"Denzel aint a real priest y'know" #Oscars pic.twitter.com/PTJJGSCCVp
— HeyUGuys Movie News (@HeyUGuys) February 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/meganganz/status/836065267503497221
"Dead Man's Bones is replacing Beyonce at Coachella" pic.twitter.com/OwGJiFfjFR
— Josh Kurp (@JoshKurp) February 27, 2017
META ALERT!!!
https://twitter.com/johnwintertweet/status/836063628096851968