Grandmaster Flash is an influential DJ and hip-hop icon who was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2007 as a member of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. Your grandmother has never heard of Grandmaster Flash and thinks Cleveland would be a nice place for you to settle down and start a family. Oy, why don’t I have any grandchildren yet? Does it mean you don’t love me?
Point is, they are not the same person, except on Facebook. If you start typing in “grandma” on the social networking website, it will auto-fill to “Grandmaster Flash.” You don’t think technology is scary and evil, so you know how to fix this. But your poor grandmother, she doesn’t, which brings us to the brilliant new Tumblr, Love, Grampa and Grandmaster Flash. The message: grandmas say the darndest things.