Police visited a man from Massachusetts over the weekend accused of sending Ariana Grande unwanted gifts. Lowell police informed 29-year-old Tim Normandin that he could face criminal harassment charges if he didn’t leave the young singer/actress alone, after Grande’s record label complained to local authorities. Despite the threats, Normandin was apparently undeterred so it looks like he’ll be seeing the inside of a courtroom soon. Whee!
Unfortunately, in addition to Tim Normandin’s gifts being unwanted, Tim Normandin’s gifts are also bad. According to TMZ, here’s a list of items he’s sent Ariana Grande so far:
- 42.5 pound pumpkin
- 8 Yankee candles
- Dog and cat calendars
- 3-piece mirror set from Kmart
- $200 anklet from Kay Jewelers
- Rock from the White Mountains of New Hampshire
All that’s missing from this list is a Bath and Body Works gift set and a pair of fuzzy slippers. I hate to break it to this guy, but he’s not going to win any woman over with gifts like these, much less someone of Ariana Grande’s caliber. Dude needs to step up his game. Might I suggest some Louis Vuitton? And yes I realize that I’m publicly offering this guy tips on how to be a better stalker, but goddammit, the way to a woman’s heart isn’t through a pumpkin the size of a microwave and I feel like this is information we can all benefit from.
