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🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝. #Lemonade is coming!— Vilhena (@edu25vilhena) April 16, 2016
Though it was meant to be a joke, Beyoncé literally could record herself sneezing and the internet would lose its mind. So when she announced “Lemonade”, a mystery project that could be actual new music, Twitter straight up erupted into a flurry of
gifs and bee emojis.
First, the status of the Beyhive needed to be addressed:
https://twitter.com/xyonceivy/status/721420631435255808
https://twitter.com/Muh_Sadam/status/721421339236503552
the #beyhive when a teaser for #lemonade came out (including myself) pic.twitter.com/ZcwLuKHsKP
— president, bruno mars fan club (@MarianiWright) April 16, 2016
A few people wondered why Beyoncé would leave her fans waiting for several whole days:
https://twitter.com/kingsleyyy/status/721418218175225856
Me, next Saturday at 8:45pm waiting on #Lemonade pic.twitter.com/XNK5nlqFhG
— Sasha Fierce Support Representative (@RissAdventures) April 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/LARRY_4_LIFE/status/721438252960518144
As with all Bey announcements, there were those who simply couldn’t handle it:
https://twitter.com/ira/status/721411931311972352
It's happening only a week from now 🍋 #LEMONADE pic.twitter.com/5YGCv4X8aJ
— BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁 (@BeyLegion) April 16, 2016
And a huge swath of mega-fans were worried that those around them would fail to properly genuflect when the time came:
https://twitter.com/DeMarko_Gage/status/721414018284412928
https://twitter.com/ira/status/721420593053061120
Me tomorrow if our priest doesn't mention anything about #LEMONADE during his Homily 📷 pic.twitter.com/uQM6Fllsc3
— STAR KENT SA KASI (@DamnVince_) April 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/PoeticMoment/status/721373366376992769
A few people – this writer included – were sincerely hoping that it was a cover of a new classic:
Me too 😂😂😂RT @KadijahChloe: What Quinn saw when she heard about #lemonade https://t.co/ADLdCnhLGT
— Trap Money Jenny (@TheeJenBunny) April 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/Tiny_Tae/status/721379994241335296
And a lot of them were trying to figure out how to watch something that’s on HBO:
I'm supposed to be going out next Saturday. Bout to call the restaurant like "y'all got HBO" #lemonade
— Helluva Bottom Carter (@nicju) April 16, 2016
#LEMONADE
HBO: Would you like to start your free 30 day trial of HBO NOW?Me: pic.twitter.com/WdvbwXBl0R
— Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 (@BienSur_JeTaime) April 16, 2016
The conspiracy theories came soon after. But in a refreshing twist, they weren’t about the Illuminati for once:
https://twitter.com/kar_lo/status/721438390873415680
When you realize Beyoncé just has a thing for fruits… #LEMONADE pic.twitter.com/LMjbt4JSKU
— Emily Jarvis (@emilyjarvis34) April 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/musicnews_shade/status/721377462966448129
Of course, we won’t know anything until Beyoncé wants us to know. The woman is a vault who must have hitmen on retainer to keep leaks in check. We’ll all find out together on April 23rd at 9PM EST on HBO.