Let’s check in with Britney Spears, who is still at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas for her Piece of Me residency. Spears, as you may be aware, has once again found herself single after splitting from her most recent ex-boyfriend of eight months, Charlie Ebersol, last summer. It’s got to be hard to meet men if you’re Britney Spears, and she was clearly feeling very single on Valentine’s Day when she announced during her Feb. 14 performance, “I think it’s time to find a hot nerd, like, a really hot guy… with a really big penis.”
You heard her, nerds. Set aside your comic books and Battlestar Galactica, Miss Spears would like to be serviced now. Line forms to the left.
(Via Us Weekly)