Pumpkin Man was working in the lab, late one night, when his eyes beheld an eerie sight: he’s been dancing to the same damn song since 2006, when the clip of TV anchor Matt Geiler boogying in a graveyard went viral. Granted, it’s one of the greatest songs of all-time, “Ghostbusters,” but it was time for Pumpkin Man to get some new jams. So with assistance from the Crypt-Kicker Five — and the new Twitter account “pumpkin dancing to” — Pumpkin Man is back. And this time, he means business (“means business” equals “dancing to the Hannah Montana theme song.” Real-life vampire Woody Allen is a fan).
https://twitter.com/dancingpmkin/status/772860223778283520
The @dancingpmkin premise is simple: replace “Ghostbusters” with any song ever. It’s kind of like Oscar Isaac Dances to Everything, but with a goofy dancing pumpkin. Ex Machina is good — dancing pumpkins are better.
Here’s “Famous” by Kanye West.
https://twitter.com/dancingpmkin/status/772656774411198464
“I’ll Be There for You” by the Rembrandts.
https://twitter.com/dancingpmkin/status/772656728689082368
Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song.
https://twitter.com/dancingpmkin/status/772656646426210306
Pokémon theme song.
https://twitter.com/dancingpmkin/status/772514470727856129
“All Star” by Smash Mouth.
https://twitter.com/dancingpmkin/status/772176782569066496
“Hollaback Girl” by Gwen Stefani.
https://twitter.com/dancingpmkin/status/772923805282861057
“My Neck, My Back” by Khia (this one works almost too well).
https://twitter.com/dancingpmkin/status/772249310842855424
Game of Thrones theme song.
https://twitter.com/dancingpmkin/status/771200929055907841
Man, Game of Thrones season seven looks weird. Anyway, there’s no word on what Geiler, who once turned down an offer from America’s Got Talent to revive Pumpkin Man (“I will not ruin the sanctity of that character”) thinks of the Twitter account, but he’d probably call it a graveyard smash.
(Via Pumpkin Dancing To)
