Even Limp Bizkit’s Guitarist Isn’t Looking Forward To This Nu-Metal Cruise

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When you’re “best known as the current guitarist and backing vocalist of the rap metal band Limp Bizkit,” people expect certain things from you, mainly that you enjoy being the current guitarist and backing vocalist of the rap metal band Limp Bizkit. Not Wes Borland, though.

The Pete Townshend to Fred Durst’s Roger Daltrey — bassist Sam Rivers’ dad bought weed from a guy who knew John Entwistle’s mailman — is scheduled to play the ShipRocked cruise with the rest of his brothers-in-Bizkit, as well as the Monster Energy-presented dream team of Buckcherry, P.O.D., Filter, and token woman Kayla Riley. He sounds thrilled.

Getting all packed up this week for Broatchella 2015. It’s the same as Brochella but it’s off land. Can’t wait to see me some roided out tribal tattooed spray tanned Jell-O shot filled bohunks do their best drunk MMA impressions in the top deck mosh pit. Whenever we aren’t on stage, I’ll be curled up fetal position in my cabin, palms up, while I desperately cling to the last week of my thirties as it slips through my hooked fingers. So, I’d like to give a shout out now to all the other over-the-hill late nineties/early 2000s bands going on the cruise: Let’s give these people the raging alcohol fueled nostalgia fest they’re paying for guys! I know we can do it if we tune down low enough! (Via)

What are you talking about, Borland? ShipRocked sounds like a blast.

Now I understand why he wants this baggy jean shorts of a cruise to sink.

Via Stereogum