Kim Jong-un’s Musician Ex-Girlfriend Was Executed Because She And Her Band Made A Sex Tape

I know this may be hard to believe, what will all the thousands of people he’s “liberated” and all, but North Korean leader Kim-Jong-un isn’t such a nice, normal guy. It’s true. Recently, he had his musician ex-girlfriend, Hyon Song-wol, best known for her hit song “Excellent Horse-Like Lady,” as well as 11 others, executed by firing squad “for violating North Korea’s laws against pornography.” In other words, they made sex tapes.

The paper reported that the condemned [including ex-girlfriend Hyon Song-wol], all members of the performing groups Unhasu Orchestra and Wangjaesan Light Music Band, were accused of making videos of themselves having sex and selling the videos, which the paper reported were available in China.

“They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Unhasu Orchestra, Wangjaesan Light Band and Moranbong Band as well as the families of the victims looked on,” a source told the paper. The source added that the victim’s families appear to have all been sent to prison camps. (Via)

North Korea is so awful, I wouldn’t even send my worst enemy there. You’re off the hook, OED. For now.

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