Oh, glorious day. The complaints from outraged FCC-bitchers about the 2014 Grammys are here, and they’re wonderful. According to the Smoking Gun, “The January 26 CBS telecast of the Grammy Awards prompted more than 40 viewers to file indecency complaints with the FCC,” which doesn’t seem as high as it could be. Luckily, the quality of craziness of those who did write in makes up for the lack of quantity, especially from the Beyoncé HATERS.
Like we did with Miley at the VMAs, here are our favorite Bey Grammy criticisms.
5. “Beyoncé and JayZ are friends of Pres and Mrs Obama…”
4. “Her spread eagle poses barely covered her vulva.”
3. “Breasts for breakfast.”
2. “I wonder how many kids got raped last night after seeing Bey’s performance?”
1. “The opening act with the mostly naked woman and extreme sensuality.”
That’s all it said.
BONUS KATY, er, KATIE PERRY COMPLAINT
Read all the outrage here.
