In his ongoing efforts to singlehandedly defeat ISIS, Shaggy performed “It Wasn’t Me” on the Today show this morning. If you haven’t been paying attention to Mr. Boombastic since, oh, 13 years ago, he recently said that if the terrorist group is “listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off,” which, yup, checks out.
OBAMA: “I need you in Syria immediately. ISIS is planning something big.”
SHAGGY: “I’ll sneak in and out before anyone sees me. It’ll go better than the last time, I swear.”