06.26.07 11 years ago 40 Comments

Tiger Woods put up pictures of his newborn daughter on his website, and it's official: baby Sam Alexis looks absolutely like a baby.  I don't understand what the big deal is.  All newborns look exactly like.  They're just useless lumps of flesh that shit and cry for three months before they finally get cute.

That's probably why Tiger brought the dogs into the photo.  Dogs make family pictures up to 60% happier-looking.  Just look at Tiger here.  Dogs and Swedish models crawling all over him, baby daughter in his arms — what is he Snow White?  How does he ever get through 18 holes without birds and squirrels crawling all over him?

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