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So far, the 2014 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has seemed like a right disappointment. There’s a four-page spread on Barbie dolls for some reason, and the cover is just a bunch of arbitrary butts with badly-photoshopped faces.
But HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS, because two time SI swimsuit issue cover girl Kate Upton has popped up in the 2014 issue teaser video, and I think I speak for everyone on the planet when I say great googly moogly. Even the people who’d never say that.
To put it to you another way, this is the first shot of the video:
ENJOY. We’ll keep you thoroughly updated as these photos and moments continue to exist.
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You’re talking about vagina, aren’t you, you lithe insinuator?
“lithe insemenater”
little insemenator
Mother of god.
Her bikini top doesn’t fit right. Man, Joan Rivers is gonna have a field day with this one!
@Probably Misses His Old Glasses . It looks like a fine fit to me! PMHOG may have optic neuritis .
those two images know how to tackle all the “she´s got a big belly” comments by not showing it. nice.
On the first photo: “What’s the matter everybody? Did your fat whale finally get beached?!” – an extremely delusional and unhappy person
Why didn’t they put Kate on the cover again before the ravages of time and gravity remind us she’s only human?
Bah. Kate Upton is yesterday’s news. Emily Ratajkowski is where the actions at . Now this is what I am talking about( NSFW) [fuckyeahemrata.tumblr.com]
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Those photos suck.
She definitely has a better ass than the broad in the middle of the cover.
I prefer Emily Ratajkowski (NSFW) [fuckyeahemrata.tumblr.com]
We’ll all be sure to remember which large-breasted Sports Illustrated model you prefer to masturbate to in future posts.
Why do people even ever choose to prefer just one?!
You can always appreciate all of that. ALL of it!
Well my mistake. My posting button got stuck. Sorry about that
As a Tigers fan I am resigned to this fact.
The one that was in the last shot of the video (no idea what her name is) is reeeeeeally beautiful in every shot in that video. Her eyes, especially, man.
Nina Agdal
martinksk.tumblr.com/tagged/Nina-Agdal (NSFW)
martinsfksk.tumblr.com/tagged/Nina-Agdal (SFW)
You forgot one, Brandon. [martinsfksk.tumblr.com]
PIIIIIIIGGGGGSSSS IIIIINNNNN SPAAAAAAAAACCCEEE
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/kills self for making that joke
That’s gotta be the most comfortable Kate’s back has been in years. Hope it doesn’t give her any ideas about breast reduction surgery.
She is all about safety. Floatation devices in case of water landing.
Martin; thanks for being the flag bearer.
Good gawd. I’ll be in the bathroom for a bit. Do not disturb.
There were at least four women who had a noticeably nicer butt than the one in the middle of the cover. Even Kate’s is nicer.
Hello swimsuit issue. Goodbye workday.
For me it’s a tie between the one with the surfboard, and the one right after her.
“and the cover is just a bunch of arbitrary butts with badly-photoshopped faces.”
You’re a moron if you decide to over analyse the cover of the SI swimsuit issue.
No offence
*mumbles incoherently*
I see the two most important parts.
I’ll be in my room.
Card carrrying member of Team Jessica Gomes
After years of excessive internet stimulation this does nothing for me. Where’s the fudge? Where’s the open wounds? Where’s the tears?
Holy Moly Guacamole!!