Here Are The Most Important Parts Of The 2014 SI Swimsuit Issue Teaser Trailer

Make your own “important parts” joke.

So far, the 2014 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has seemed like a right disappointment. There’s a four-page spread on Barbie dolls for some reason, and the cover is just a bunch of arbitrary butts with badly-photoshopped faces.

But HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS, because two time SI swimsuit issue cover girl Kate Upton has popped up in the 2014 issue teaser video, and I think I speak for everyone on the planet when I say great googly moogly. Even the people who’d never say that.

To put it to you another way, this is the first shot of the video:

ENJOY. We’ll keep you thoroughly updated as these photos and moments continue to exist.