Donald Trump Is Allegedly Deathly Afraid Of Someone Whipping A Pie At His Head

Rudy Giuliani Had An Incredibly Awkward Run-In With Fellow Former Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen At A Ritzy New York City Restaurant

Michael Cohen Says There’s ‘Not A Chance’ Trump Will Protect His Kids From Prison (Though He’d Prefer They Jail Don Jr. Over Ivanka)

You Can Now Buy NFTs Of Items From Former Trump Stooge Michael Cohen’s Life In Prison (Or You Can Maybe Have Yourself Shot Into The Sun)

Michael Cohen Claims Trump Won’t Run In 2024, And That The ‘Big Lie’ Is Part Of ‘The Greatest Grift In US History’

Michael Cohen Predicts That Ivanka, Don Jr., And Eric Trump (And Other Trump Insiders) Will All Be Indicted Soon

Michael Cohen Is Convinced That Trump’s Continuing Obsession With The Pee-Pee Tape Proves ‘Something Is Psychologically Wrong With Him’

Michael Cohen Claims That ‘The View’ Co-Hosts Apologized For How Meghan McCain Treated Him On The Show

Michael Cohen Claimed Trump Once Said He’d Rather Don Jr. Go To Prison Over Ivanka Because ‘He Can Handle It’

Seth Meyers Roasted Rudy Giuliani For His Now-Infamous Ukraine Phone Call

Michael Cohen Calls Rudy Giuliani An ‘Idiot’ Who ‘Drinks Too Much’ And Thinks He’ll Give Trump Up ‘In A Heartbeat’

Stormy Daniels Called Her Trump Encounter ‘The Worst 90 Seconds Of My Life’ While Chatting With Former Foe Michael Cohen

Michael Cohen Recorded A Series Of Ads Attacking Trump During The RNC, Warning ‘He Can’t Be Trusted’

‘SNL’ Cold Open Finds Ben Stiller’s Michael Cohen Get Yelled At By Bill Hader’s Jim Jordan

Michael Cohen’s Testimony Has Inspired A Hilarious ‘How Many Times?’ Meme

Michael Cohen Has Testified That President Trump Thinks Don Jr. Is An Idiot, And The Jokes Are Flowing

A Trump Ally Who Cryptically Threatened Michael Cohen Is Getting Roasted By Twitter

Ice T’s Thoughts On Michael Cohen Being Sentenced To Three Years In Prison Is The Only Analysis You Need