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Abbi And Ilana Of ‘Broad City’ Want To Really Stick It To Christopher Columbus

Just in time for Columbus Day, Monday’s national holiday that celebrates the sadistic, pillaging conqueror of Native Americans, Broad City has released this web exclusive Hack Into Broad City clip. In the NSFW clip, Abbi learns a very important lesson about Columbus Day, which is not just the “day of not doing sh*t” (if you’re fortunate enough to have the day off), but instead should be used as a day of protest for “the original white douche a**hole.” She then goes into shocking detail about what she’d like to do to Christopher Columbus on his special day… And, again, the language is very, very NSFW.

In the end they agree to disagree, and find a worthy substitute to honor, as long as Columbus Day is somehow still a thing.

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