Game of Thrones has everything the employees of Paddy’s Pub want in a show, nay, in life: betrayals, boobs, violence, boobs, loud arguments, boobs, dragons, boobs, gay guys pretending to not be gay, boobs, alcohol, boobs, and of course, boobs. So it comes as no surprise that according to Rob McElhenney, the HBO series’ showrunners D.B. Weiss and David Benioff wrote an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia for next season.
We brainstormed some potential It’s Always Sunny of Thrones plots:
-Dee and Dennis begin sleeping together, just to see what the fuss is all about.
-Frank self-identifies as Tyrion and…sleeps with more whores? Nothing new there.
-Mac worries that The Gang is spending too much money and self-appoints himself Master of Coin.
-Charlie is taught how to read by Gail the Snail, and she becomes his salt(-fearing) wife. More incest ensues.
-Mrs. Mac learns she’s royalty, doesn’t care.
-The Gang binges through the series and film their own season (a la Lethal Weapon 5).
-Rickety Cricket gets in touch with his religious side again. He thinks he’s a priestess and tries to give birth to a demon baby with his vagina. He does not have a vagina.
-“The Winterman Cometh,” Charlie’s long-awaited sequel to “The Nightman Cometh”, except this time Sean Bean guest stars and is promptly killed.
Suggestions are welcomed and encouraged.
