Go Back Into The Pile With These Memorable TV Orgy Scenes

Senior Pop Culture Editor
07.27.15 4 Comments
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If the intention of last night’s True Detective was to dissuade viewers from attending an orgy, mission accomplished, Nic Pizzolatto. It looked terrible. Women were required to take a spritz of Molly, there were old man butts everywhere, and, I don’t know about you guys, but I’d rather not be in a house surrounded by armed watchmen (and the Albino from Banshee). Like, ever.

To recap: True Detective orgies, bad; other TV show orgies… potentially good? Below, you’ll find some of the more memorable TV orgy scenes, not including Spartacus. Pretty sure every episode of that show had an orgy — hell, there’s even a song on the official soundtrack called “Orgy.”

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

After finding a glory hole in the Paddy’s Pub bathroom, Frank invites Dennis to an orgy held not in an “elaborate mansion” but a dump apartment. The password is “ooorrrrggyyyyy,” but the sex is minimal once inside. In fact, there’s none, only half-naked dudes pathetically eating from a buffet.

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