Random Bro Jogging Shirtless Wearing A Horse Head Mask Wins Hurricane Sandy

Overheard in the bedroom of some dude’s suburban Maryland apartment earlier today, probably…

Oh man. So nice to sleep in a little. Thanks for closing my office today, Hurricane Sandy! (Gets up, looks out the window.) Well this doesn’t look so bad. A little wind, a little rain. NBD. I should go for a jog. Shirtless. The breeze will feel good pounding against my flesh. I should protect me eyes though — so much stuff floating around in the air out there. Hmmmm…Where’d I put my horse head mask?


(Via Alex Ogle)