Sofia Vergara appeared on last night’s Watch What Happens Live with host Andy Cohen, and when Cohen asked her what her favorite and least favorite things were about playing Gloria on Modern Family, Vergara had a surprising answer. At first she started to say there isn’t anything negative, but quickly changed her tune as a veil of fart stink came over her face, saying “there’s like a dog in the set that I don’t really like too much.” She claims that the dog isn’t a good actor and that scenes take longer to shoot with the dog, but counterpoint: THERE IS A DOG. If I was an actor and I had to shoot scenes with a dog that would hands down be the best part of my day.
I think we all know what this really means. Sofia Vergara doesn’t like dogs. If there’s one thing I’ve always said it’s that you can’t trust people who don’t like dogs and you can’t trust people who are without physical imperfections, and Sofia Vergara is now two for two.