A Town In Spain Will Mail Your Dog’s Poop To You If You Don’t Pick Up Their Mess

You may think being in charge of picking up dog poop and mailing it is a CRAPPY job, but really it’s the SH*T. Somone’s gotta doo-doo it, and it takes a load off the rest of the community. OK, enough of that wasteful text, ya turd? Anyway, a group of 20 volunteers in Brunete, Spain, are patrolling their fair town for dog owners who don’t pick up after their pups in public spaces. When they encounter such a person, they go up to them and begin making casual conversation, being careful not to give away their mission by yelling, “PICK UP POOP YOU.” Why?

“With the name of the dog and the breed it was possible to identify the owner from the registered pet database held in the town hall,” explained a spokesman from the council.

The volunteers then scooped up the excrement and packaged it in a box branded with town hall insignia and marked ‘Lost Property’ and delivered by courier to the pet owners home. (Via)

Just in case you were wondering, according to the esteemed “joshuajava” on Yahoo! Answers, mailing poop is legal,”just as long as its not wet and packaged sealed so it wont smell you sholdnt have a problem sending it to your grandmother. mahahahahaha.” Someone mail him some of the leftover Dalmatian droppings.

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