This Guy Tells The Story Of A Disastrous, Pants-Pooping First Date By Animating It

The narrator of this cartoon, Carl (although it’s unknown if that’s his real name), tells the story of a first date he recently went on with a girl he calls Yoga Chick. Carl and Yoga Chick had themselves a nice beach date planned out, but, as is often the case, that the best-laid plans of mice and men tend go astray, Carl spent all night before the date drinking with his buddies. Unfortunately, binge-drinking and doing yoga on the beach doesn’t mix well, and I don’t want to spoil what happens, but unspeakable things went down in a Venice Beach public bathroom that day, which will chill me until the day I die.

Sadly, we don’t know what ultimately becomes of Carl and Yoga Chick, but all I can say is that this would make one hell of a tremendous “how I met your mother” story someday.