Donald Trump Is Being Sued For $40 Million Because Screw Him, That’s Why

Here is a partial list of things I would rather do than attend Trump (MORE LIKE DUMP) University, which yes, is a real place: 1) Lick Donald Trump’s hairpiece; 2) Attend Saddam Hussein Academy (you learn how to make a mean dolma); 3) Win then burn $40 million, which coincidentally is the amount of money Trump’s being sued for.

The New York State attorney general’s office filed a civil lawsuit on Saturday accusing Trump University, Donald J. Trump’s for-profit investment school, of engaging in illegal business practices.

The lawsuit, which seeks restitution of at least $40 million, accused Mr. Trump, the Trump Organization and others involved with the school of running it as an unlicensed educational institution from 2005 to 2011 and making false claims about its classes in what was described as “an elaborate bait-and-switch.”

In a statement, Eric T. Schneiderman, the attorney general, said Mr. Trump appeared in advertisements for the school making “false promises” to persuade more than 5,000 people around the country — including 600 New Yorkers — “to spend tens of thousands of dollars they couldn’t afford for lessons they never got.” (Via)

This is one instance where clown college is actually the better decision.

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