The last four winners of Time‘s Person of the Year award are Angela Merkel, Donald Trump, the Silence Breakers, and the Guardians. When will Florida Man get his due? That quirky individual, who’s gotten himself into all kinds of shenanigans in “America’s wang,” has supplied the internet (and therefore, the world) with so much wonderful material since the meme was birthed in 2013. Who can forget the time Florida Man offered a chicken-for-sex deal to an undercover cop, or when he fell asleep behind the wheel while holding a burrito, or almost burned down an ICU ward after gifting his friend a crack rock?
There’s a Florida Man in all of us, but which Florida Man? Is it the Florida Man who chased away convenience store customers with an alligator, or the Florida (Wo)Man who bit a spring breaker’s face for littering? A recent tweet will help you figure that out. “EVERYBODY google ‘florida man’ followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get,” tweeted @g_pratimaaa before adding what they got (“mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor”). Mine is, “Florida Man on Flakka Thinks He’s Possessed, Strips Naked, Disrupts Traffic on I-95,” which, yeah, sounds about right.
EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor
— swervin merv (@ratatooile) March 19, 2019
Let’s what see other Florida People got.
https://twitter.com/ElijahMccabe3/status/1108687095504224256
#FloridaMan July 7 pic.twitter.com/5jmHUaRuBO
— H0LD MY BEAR (@H0LD_MY_BEAR) March 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/mickobtoonarmy/status/1108637807818485760
https://twitter.com/WillowBuddha/status/1108685254036996097
Where do I collect my prize? #floridaman pic.twitter.com/kkxyQeTPns
— Patrick Joy (@JetSet024) March 21, 2019
#FloridaMan …. Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce
👀👀😂😂🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/2BMfLHkoqu
— Josh Kohn (@kohnjoshua) March 21, 2019
#FloridaMan is my spirit animal pic.twitter.com/hzWpYpT6Nx
— Ashley (@acsWapkonnJoj) March 21, 2019
So this is fun, google #FloridaMan plus your birthday and see what comes up. Mine is on brand 💯 pic.twitter.com/u1xSnWANl7
— Margo Price (@MissMargoPrice) March 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/TWCastro7/status/1108573710540128258
July 13#FloridaMan
…how did he manage to stab someone when he doesn't have arms? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/45o2WREFZX
— WIND🍃 (@AspenWynd) March 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/glowinbri/status/1108570100003758082
😂😂😂😂 @ozpatton I don't know if Im the sleepin lady or the dog 😂😂 your turn! #FloridaMan pic.twitter.com/pSk7L0yxNv
— Grandma Said Get Yall Narrow Ass… (@meowdi5000) March 21, 2019
Best challenge of 2019 so far.
Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window. #floridaman #floridamanchallenge pic.twitter.com/pK8QLCuKS6— Maximilian Lorenz (@realhappening) March 21, 2019
Florida Man can sometimes take a dark turn, though.
https://twitter.com/GermanyKearns/status/1108557763498655745
But don’t worry, there’s a Florida Woman, too.
Florida Woman Closes Eyes While Praying and Driving, Crashes Into House https://t.co/swolZmLqSm
— Florida Woman (@_Flor1daWoman) July 11, 2016