Forgotten D-Lister Courtney Stodden Is Reportedly Trying To Sell A Sex Tape

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Two years ago, it was only a matter of time before a Courtney Stodden sex tape was being shopped. Now, it’s simply a story that made a few of us here in the Uproxx mansion stop and ask, “Wait, didn’t she already have a sex tape?” That was, of course, after most people asked, “Which one is Courtney Stodden again?” Somehow, though, the woman who rose to tabloid fame by being the voluptuous teen who married an actor almost 40 years older than her refused to resort to the sex tape gimmick, instead believing she could become a celebrity by wearing skimpy bikinis and appearing on a show like Couples Therapy. Obviously, that never worked.

Today, TMZ has revealed that Stodden finally caved and made a sex tape, and it is currently being circulated to potential buyers. While that doesn’t necessarily mean that she is the person shopping it, she would ultimately have to sign the deal so let’s just wink and nod at each other while TMZ calls Vivid’s Steven Hirsch on speed dial and gets to the bottom of this video.

Hirsch confirms he’s already seen the video, and reveals it’s a solo effort (think Octomom, but hotter) — sorry, Doug Hutchison fans. He also says the DD photo op queen “looks amazing, this is the most unique footage I’ve ever seen.”

As for whether Vivid’s bidding on the tape — Hirsch wouldn’t tip his hand.

I’m no betting man, but if I had to wager a shiny nickel, Vivid will have this video available by the end of the month. Not that people are rushing to see Stodden pleasuring herself, but who knows? Maybe the celebrity sex tape is about to make a comeback.

Until then, I can’t help but wonder if Stodden looks at a girl like Charlotte McKinney, and her blood boils over the fact that she has barely made an effort and is already a bigger “star,” at least in the sense that she was in a Carl’s Jr. Super Bowl ad, performed on Dancing with the Stars, and landed a cameo in Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser. It would be a lock for worst celebrity feud of 2015, so let’s go ahead and start pushing that rumor for poops and giggles.