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NO THANKS: An ‘Extended Edition’ Of The Hobbit Trilogy Is Heading To Theaters

NO THANKS: An ‘Extended Edition’ Of The Hobbit Trilogy Is Heading To Theaters

August 4, 2015by:

Vivid Video Adds Courtney Stodden To Its ‘Celebrity’ Sex Tape Roster

Vivid Video Adds Courtney Stodden To Its ‘Celebrity’ Sex Tape Roster

May 11, 2015by:

Forgotten D-Lister Courtney Stodden Is Reportedly Trying To Sell A Sex Tape

Forgotten D-Lister Courtney Stodden Is Reportedly Trying To Sell A Sex Tape

April 28, 2015by:

Move Over Apple And U2, Kmart Wants To Give Us The New Maroon 5 Album

September 17, 2014by:

WB Announced A ‘Scooby Doo’ Reboot While Casey Kasem’s Body Was Still Warm

June 18, 2014by:

Introducing The Autoblow 2: The Machine That Will Your

May 9, 2014by:

The Backstreet Boys And Spice Girls Are Threatening Us With A World Tour

March 25, 2014by:

This Terrifying Robot Just Wants To Dance, Presumably On Our Graves

March 25, 2014by:

The Internet Is Providing A Second Miracle For A British Skydiver Who Survived A 12,000-Foot Fall

January 20, 2014by:

A 19-Foot Crocodile Held A Kayaker Hostage On An Australian Island For Two Weeks

September 3, 2013by:

A Soccer Referee In Brazil Was Stoned, Quartered & Beheaded By Fans After He Stabbed A Player

July 6, 2013by:

Paula Deen Has Been Offered A New Job In Porn

July 1, 2013by:

The Miami Marlins Are Giving Out Fedoras For Father’s Day

June 14, 2013by:

HBO Passed On Story Of Mike Tyson's Life

March 14, 2012by:

Please Jeremy Lin, Don’t Date Kim Kardashian

February 17, 2012by:

Writer of the Departed Hired to Write… Sin City 2. Blarg.

August 30, 2011by:

As If Mets Fans Haven't Suffered Enough

August 16, 2011by:

Terrorists Doug Ellin & Mark Wahlberg Issue New Entourage Movie Threat

July 29, 2011by: