Here’s Real-Life Superhero Phoenix Jones Getting Tasered For ALS Awareness

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08.15.14 2 Comments

You may remember real-life superhero Phoenix Jones from former updates like “Phoenix Jones Knocks Out a Racist” and “Phoenix Jones Breaks Up a Juggalo Fight.” When you’re a real-life superhero you do things for the greater good — like participating in the Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS awareness — but you do them with an added element of DANGER, no matter how nonsensical.

So yeah, that means directly after the whole ice bucket thing that we’ve all seen a thousand times now, you get a friend to taser you into a baby pool. For awareness.

Rest of the world, just donate your money.

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