Guy Fawkes Day Cat Presents The Links

Remember, remember, the fifth of November.

40 Novels Which Should Be Real: The Best Of #NaNoWriMoOpeners |UPROXX|

If You Vote On Election Day, Will Ferrell Will Do ANYTHING For You |UPROXX|

‘SNL’ Recap: Louis C.K. And Fun. |Warming Glow|

Christoph Waltz And The Muppets? Yes Please! |Film Drunk|

Ryan Lochte Wants You To Buy A Nissan, Bro |With Leather|

10 Songs Swizz Beatz Ruined |Smoking Section|

Sexy Friday Gets A Special Submission |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

The Best Fictional President |College Humor|

Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun |Daily What|

Scientific Reasons to Respect Light Beer |Mental Floss|

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week |HuffPost Comedy|

Seven Disney Villains You Might’ve Forgotten About |Unreality|

Honest Movie Trailers: The Amazing Spider-Man |High Definite|

Report claims L.A. porn stars have more STDs than Nevada prostitutes |Fark|

7 Celebrities Whose Taste in Romantic Partners Took a Complete 180 |Pajiba|

11 Reasons Why The NBA Is Going To Be Fun As Hell To Watch This Year |Buzzfeed|

Homeless Uncle Sam wants to tell you about his voting process conspiracy theory |Gorilla Mask|

Under Armor’s New Maryland Uniforms Make Me Hungry for Crab Cakes and Football |Brobible|

VIDEO BELOW: Realistic-looking raccoon toy wins a fight with a perturbed cat. |via SayOMG|

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