Meet The Woman Who Allegedly Tried To Bite Her Boyfriend’s Penis Off While He Slept

Lorena Bobbitt, you’ve got some competition. According to Tulsa police, 31-year-old Amber Ellis allegedly tried to bite her boyfriend’s penis off while he slept. How’s that for a rude awakening? Ellis and the man allegedly got into a drunken argument before he passed out on the couch—that’s when the attempted maiming took place.

The man was able to fight Ellis off but not before she walloped him in the head with a laptop computer.

Once hospitalized, the victim received several stitches to the base of his penis and was treated for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.

Ellis was taken into custody for an interview and ultimately booked into the Tulsa County Jail.

This has something to with Fifty Shades Of Grey doesn’t it? Damn you Christian Grey!

Ellis is being held on $45,000 bond.