I don’t really know what you’d expect from a crocheted bra top that costs less than $3.50 on Amazon, but I’m guessing you’d have to plunk down at least four bucks for “full nipple coverage.” At any rate, the mom who either bought this for her teenage daughter, or — more likely the scenario — whose teenage daughter bought it for herself, was decidedly not amused with the purchase.
Or maybe she was really amused? Hard to tell. Either way I can safely assume that her daughter is never, ever leaving the house in this thing. Neither is the cat.