A Man In A Horse Head Mask Man Shook Hands With Obama. WHERE THE HELL WAS THE SECRET SERVICE?!

And it was at this moment earlier today, in Denver, Colorado, that President Barack Obama hailed our new horse head mask overlords. And may Mr. Ed have mercy on our souls. (Either that, or he was SO totally baked, man, everyone looked like a horse.) Also:

I’m sure that photo won’t be taken out of context in certain horrible corners of the Internet.