Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog Is Hereby Anointed The Strangest Sh*t Today

(NSFW audio)

FOX’s Animation Domination High Definition (ADHD) are the mischievous animal penii enthusiasts behind the disturbing, NSFW “Scientifically Accurate” parodies of cartoons including the Cheerios bee, Spongebob Squarepants, Pokémon, ThunderCats, Ninja Turtles, Spider-Man, and Ducktales. Now they’re back with a late-week entry in the “weirdest sh*t of the week” contest. We don’t even have a “weirdest sh*t of the week” contest, but we declared the need for it after watching the video above.

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog reminds us that hedgehogs are weird. How weird? Munch other animals’ feces into a foam and rub it on themselves weird, says ADHD:

The process described in this video is “anointing,” described by Wikipedia thusly: When the animal encounters a new scent, it will lick and bite the source, then form a scented froth in its mouth and paste it on its spines with its tongue. The specific purpose of this ritual is unknown.

If that’s not horrifying enough, they also point out Sonic’s sidekick Tails is a fox, and you can take a guess at what foxes do to hedgehogs in the wild. (Tails, no!) And just when we think we might get through one of these videos without hearing about animal dongs, the narrator informs us of Knuckles the Echidna’s four-pronged donger. Thanks a whole hell of a lot for bringing this to our attention, The Awesomer.