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A Quick-Thinking Seal Narrowly Avoided Being Eaten By A Gigantic Shark

Good on you, random Cape Cod seal, for avoiding becoming a white shark’s snack by impressively jumping out of the water, presumably while listening to Michael Jackson’s ocean classic “Will You Be There.” Unless, of course, the shark is so pissed that he didn’t get his mid-day meal that he swims back to his buddies, tells them what happened, and they band together to take over the planet, first by conquering the sea, then, thanks to the tireless efforts of brave shark scientists, the land, where they eat every last human. Then bad on you, random Cape Cod seal.

You doomed us all. Or maybe you were killed a few seconds later, I dunno.

(Via Mashable)

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