Never have I been happier to update a story. Back in February, we told you about Cap’n Crunch Delights, Taco Bell’s unholy mixture of Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries and “warm, gooey milk icing,” which sounds as disgusting as it does amazing. Unfortunately, they were only available at one location, in Bakersfield, California; fortunately, you can now stuff your face with those gooey holes — cue Homer drooling slash Archer “phrasing” — at any local Taco Bell.
It’s probably in a mall, or an otherwise deserted shopping plaza.
Happy Independence Day to us all, the independence from having to travel to Bakersfield.