A woman posted this photo on Reddit of a thoughtful gift her boyfriend gave her after some “special sex.” Fortunately the lady in question is actually into video games, otherwise this would be adding insult to … taking it in the butt. For their part, Reddit just assumed the couple was gay, because apparently the thought of a straight man writing a thank you note for sex is practically unheard of — so I hope she knows she’s got a keeper on her hands. Also since I’m married I would just like a thank you note now just for doing the laundry, so enjoy it while it lasts.
A million points to Redditor MrHuk for this comment:
That game is so hard it’ll be like getting fucked in the ass all over again.