Tragedy occurred in Pennsylvania this weekend, as the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile — a giant, gas-guzzling automobile shaped like a hot dog, essentially America itself on wheels — was damaged after crashing into a pole outside of Harrisburg.
The exact cause of the accident remains unknown, but as you can see in the image above, the vehicle sustained a broken windshield and a banged-up front end. This incident has already been added to my new favorite list, the “Mishaps and other incidents” section of the Wienermobile Wikipedia page (ex. – “Texas State Trooper Corporal Shawn McGee and Corporal Jesse Stewart have stopped the Wienermobile twice in the past two decades for speeding through the small east Texas town of Henderson”).
Luckily, neither of the giant wiener’s two female occupants were hurt, although the driver is reporting minor irritation in her eyes as a result of repeatedly rolling them at all of your jokes.