In 2014, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson played the titular character in Hercules, filmed San Andreas (with Daddario) and Furious 7, performed stand-up comedy, and got TNT to pick up his new reality show, Wake Up Call. It was a busy year for him, so this Christmas, he’s going to kick back, relax in front of the television, and try to find the remote in his fanny pack.
Yesterday, he posted this image to his Instagram.
Very funny.. and f*cked up. #GotMeOutHere #LookinLikeTwoBuffLesbians #WhoJustExfoliated #MistleToesAndFannyPacks
All the Rock wants for Christmas is a d*ck satchel.