WANT: Ron Swanson Valentine’s Day Cards


Look, you people can scoff at Etsy all you want, but here’s yet another reason to love it: Ron Swanson Valentine’s Day cards.

Looking for the perfect way to tell everyone how you feel about them this Valentine’s season? Why not use the genius words of Pawnee, IN government official, Ron Swanson? He will hold no punches and share his warmth and wisdom with all your friends, family & co-workers. There will be no question how you feel for those closest to you after reading quotes from this modern day, mustachioed bard.

The set includes

12 – 4.25″ x 5.5″ Front/Back greeting cards on heavy card stock (3 each of four original designs)
12 – 1″ x 1″ original Ron Swanson stickers to either be enclosed in the card as a gift or to seal the envelope (or keep them all for yourself you greedy little imp)
12 – Cream colored envelopes made specifically for 4.25″ x 5.5″ cards (Ron Swanson does not condone the use of pastel colored envelopes, or colored envelopes of any kind, for that matter)

What’s great about these cards is that they’re a great way to tell if someone in your life, friend or lover, is a keeper or not. If they get the cards, they’re a keeper. If they don’t, they’re not.

A few of the others are after the jump.

(Buzzfeed via Pajiba)

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