White people accusing other white people of being white is never not funny. It’s the banana phone of human interactions. In the video above, recorded in Brooklyn, one white dude pushing a stroller accidentally runs into a jogger (we don’t actually see this, but we can assume as much). It’s an honest mistake, happens all the time. Except the second white dude, the jogger, absolutely explodes on the guy, accusing him of “white privilege” and saying he could “kill you” in one punch.
Meanwhile, a black cop in the middle (possible Malcolm spin-off?) shows remarkable restraint.
The lack of self-awareness on the jogger’s part is mind-boggling. Without a hint of irony, he screams, “The only reason white people like you live here is because I settled this f*cking neighborhood for you!” (The title of the video is “Christopher Columbus of Brooklyn.”) And that’s after threatening, “You push your stroller into people?… I fight babies like you, baby!”
The baby-fighter claims that the stroller was intentionally pushed into him, or in his own words, “White privilege! White f*cking privilege! You pushed your stroller right into me, and all I say was ‘excuse you,’ and then you said, ‘f*ck you, f*ck you!’ You f*cking white trash!”
That’s my favorite Macklemore lyric. Anyways, joggers are the worst.