The headline didn’t lie, my friend. That right there is the profile photo of every single NBA player, layered on top of one another. It’s strangely hypnotic. Based on the order of faces appearing, it looks like they’re ordered alphabetically by first name. That’s why Anderson Varejao comes up so early, and proves that he holds the crown for “Biggest Hair in the NBA.”
No matter whose dreadlocks or braids get superimposed over Andy’s curls, you can always see them on the edges. That’s some quality head adornment right there, and he knows how to swing it:
Generally, the faces that are easier to spot tend to come from the biggest heads (we see you, DeAndre Jordan), but you can spot anyone if you look hard enough. Keep trying!