Gary Busey has released an official apology to Jennifer Garner for being creepy at the Oscars.
"I meant no disrespect to Ms. Jennifer Garner when I met her at the Oscars and apologize if I made her uncomfortable," Busey said in a statement Monday released though his attorney, Vicki Roberts.
Of course, he didn’t apologize to the little girl he terrorized the same night because she’s not famous so fuck her. He also called Ryan Seacrest’s radio show.
"You are to me, when you’re working, an innocent champion of honesty. Your heart has a way to embrace the truth in your delivery without looking like you are reading a script," he told Seacrest.
"Everything looks spontaneous. What spontaneity is—spontaneity comes from an invisible idea that is there before the creation began. And you have that naturally, so I just wanted to pay you a compliment. But I didn’t know you were in the middle of an interview, I was just moving through there." [Yahoo]
I like it when Busey takes the time to explain abstract concepts like “spontaneity”. He went on to say that “truth” is a magical centaur who lives in a cave and "honesty" is a retarded black chick who talks to him while he shits.
I want more like this!
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